No, I did not win American Idol... and don't call me Scotty!!! [;-)

Happy Towel Day!! http://geeks.thedailywh.at/2011/05/25/douglas-adams-tribute-of-the-day/

I am speechless and overwhelmed by all the Birthday love today! YOU rock, I cannot thank you enough! You helped make it a very special day!

Kickin' set from Disturbed!! Maynard, Billy and the rest of A Perfect Circle will be on stage in 25 minutes!

Best text on the main stage screens this weekend: "So many mohawks, so little originality!"